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Text Messaging For Dummies
As I've mentioned before, I hate text messaging because every time I'm forced to use it, I feel like a Japanese schoolgirl. All I need is a Picachu or a Hello Kitty knapsack and the transformation will be complete.
Screw that! I'm 37 years old. You want to send me a message? Pick up the phone and call me.

For some reason this really made me laugh. I don't know if it was because I really thought this was funny or because I had been awake since 5am the previous day and it is almost 5am of the next day.