Tony George left the company where his sisters and mother were on the board. Christmas should be fun this year.

I am leaning towards staying @ work because, not only have I heard all their stories, I was there for most of them.

Do I go home, to a house with no power, and spend time with the Fam? Or do I stay at work,with power, and surf the interweb?

When I'm not lost, I do enjoy hearing someone give rapid fire directions to an out-of-towner causing more confusion.

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Tick Tock. Tick Tock. Tick Tock.

I am out of "Happy Pills" so today better be a good day.

Watching the 2003 MJ interview on NBC. Buy the tone of the interviewers "really?" He is thrown off his game.

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Heading home.

Prof said everyones full name during roll except for me. She just said my first name. Now the class thinks I have 1 name like McLovin.

Overheard: "....tested positive for crack but everything else is going well."

Good parenting of 2 small kids when @gotchababy is out with friends, is only have to use 1 bandaid. Per child.

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Something tells me that I will regret telling my 4yr old that we will be having something from the pizza family for dinner tonight.

Heading home to kick my wife out of the house(for a couple hours of mommy out an about Starbucks time)

Billy Mays dead at 50. I hope American Idol devotes a night to his life work.

Is wondering how MaM fit 25 Matchbox cars in a small purse. She lined them up on the cry room window.

Thank you @wipeout for blocking one of your contestants plumbers crack.

Dear pool.Prepare yourself. It's getting hot out here and I need to take off all my clothes.

When you spend $10K in medical bills for your kids, does that increase their value?

Another reason not to be an overweight parent, port-a-potty's are smaller w/ kids

If Big Bird was wild game, I think he would be tough to catch but good to eat.

Heading to a PBS Kids event and, other than Big Bird, I have no idea who these other people are.Emo-not a fan.

Anytime I hear "after the accident " or "when I was away at clown college". I know I'm going to hear a good story.

Can't tweet. Watching Dateline NBC an they are going to show me how to moonwalk after the break.

I am in the mood for a liter of cola.

I'm addicted to pop and today @gotchababy told MaM that pop is bad for people. So I told MaM that coffee kills people. Dead!

I started parting my hair to the side. Now I look like Alf.

Any call you get that starts with "Sorry to call you so late on a Friday" is not going to be good news.

I am going to have to come up w/ a better excuse to leave work early than to go see the Weinermobile.

From my 4yr old. "I don't have to wash my hands because I licked them"

Headed to meet the family unit at Steak and Shake for lunch.

Just finished both the things on my To Do list. Worn out. I love Nappy Time!

@gotchababy is texting me the crazy soundbites about MJ. Little does she know I am in Gary, Indiana at his house/shrine.

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called life....

Today's plan is to leave work early. Unless it rains. Then, I won't leave as early.

Tomorrow night I will be drinking beer for the BgKahuna Foundation to raise money for BgK. Does anyone want to sponsor me?

I got invited to someones house for breakfast this Sunday. What type of beer goes with pancakes?

As I was getting my hair braided as a memorial to FF, I realized that was Bo dereck.What am I suppose to do with half a braided head.

At the pool where there is 650lbs of people squeezed into 2 adults.

Pool Sweet Pool

When asked to work on a project bc a coworker is swamped and the CoWo starts talking at your desk about nothing. Can you hit him?

Just texted 'Meow' to a bunch of friends. From their responses,I know one strange group of people.

Just given a project that my said will severely impact my YouTube time today.

Let's go crazy! Let's go nuts!

Planning out my day for tomorrow. My list of things to complete.

I like that Boom Boom Pow!

Anyone else got swimming pool on the brain today? I can't wait to get home and jump in!

It's amazing how an itchy trigger finger on the DEL button can clear over 200 emails sent while you were on vacation.

It's amazing how staring at a ceiling fan can knock out a hyper 1yr old.

Kahuna:Out and About

I wonder who will be up for the pool at Casa Del Kahuna?

Think I friended someone on Facebook and am now part of a gang or terrorist cell. Whoops

I really dislike being at the airport and not having to travel.

After 4 days of no shoes, I heard my toes scream when I tried to put on my socks.

Watching Weeds season 4. Episode 1 kinda sucked.

Woo hoo! I get to go to the airport for a class tomorrow morning.Nothing says welcome back to work than a 3 hr class

About to commit a fashion Faux Pas:orange t-shirt and a blue golf shirt. On VaCa w/ no more clean clothes.

" I like to say that polka is the happiest music this side of heaven." Frankie Yankovic(1990)

Meg and Andrews Dad

While dancing around to Mamma Mai, MaM told me to stop dancing like a girl.

50 miles complete,95 miles to go. And we've stopped twice, not a good sign.

Headed home. Goodbye Auatosa Wisconsin.

Doing a review of all my phone numbers with my family.

My brother went with a beer theme for his house. Master bedroom ecked out with Pabst Blue Ribbon memorbilia. Awesome

Hello Mars Cheese Castle in Wisconsin

Hello Wisconsin

Made 100 miles in 90 minutes before our speed dropped to 3 MPH. 45 more to go.

Hello ORD

Hello Illinois.

"Of course I'm going Hawaian. We're going to milwaukee!"

I can edit and manipulate digital audio/video/images, but I have no idea on ho to start the Wii for my kid.

Ikes! 289 shots from a day trip to my sisters. I wonder how many we will get hen we go to Milwaukee tomorrow to see my brother

Mrs. BgK does not like me flirting with the townies.

The Big Dog outlet would not sell me a shirt because they didn't think I was a Big dog. Just a BgKahuna

Having a 1 year old boy is like having a panda.

Leaving fat people beach. I have found the home of my peeps.

Listening to the soundtrack to Rent 4th the kids. OMG have we become show folk?

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If you are looking fo hot chick over 85, you should hang at the La Porte K-Mart. This place is da bomb if yourinto that.

Just dropped my very first 'Don't make me stop this car!'

Hello Monticello, Indiana.

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Out

Just got word I might be getting a new boss. Looks like I'm going to have to set up my Tilt to receive comp email.

Heading to the Indy tweet up in a bit

A man on a moped is a man on a mission.

Woo Hoo! Hump Day- Let's get crazy let's go nuts!

Everybody says nothing comes to easy, but when you got it baby, nothing comes to hard.

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Eating at Subway with a 6 inch veggie with a small coke.

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Think I will join a frat.

I wonder how long the guy behind me will mess with the fax machine before asking for help. It is going on ten minutes.

Today is the start of a new lifestyle. Tomorrow I start to walk for exercise and limit caffeine intake.

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This has emergency room written all over it.

I found Indys Mega Whopper Doppler

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Nj

Test

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Off to write a paper.

I wonder how much my Saturn weighs

Sign in the OR waiting room

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Not sure what to think. My daughter wants to hang a porter of Moto GP motorcycles in her room.

I hate how folks use NPR to appear smarter than me. Then, when I mention an interview w/ Big Bird on Sesame Street they t

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Time to make the donuts.

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